Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care

Well I want to be God
Dad said 'Don't get funny
Cause a God's just a king with a lot less money
But I'm walking on wine
Healing all the dead
And still my pappy's words keep rolling through my head

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care, yeah
I got real clean feet and this bad ass crown
But it don't mean crap back in my hometown
They weren't even there when I rose from the dead
'Cause you saw you're shadow and you went back to bed

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care, Hey Man!

Oh, Sing children!

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Well hanging around all day long
You don't do anything
You don't do anything
Except telling everybody they're wrong

Lazy Jesus lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing
You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend you care