Well she's meaner than my mama
Got a trailer in San Antone
Tries to bribe me with burritos
She says, "Baby, please come home"
I want to tell you right now

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

Every time I see her naked
I wish that God would strike me blind
Because she's got my daddy's mustache
And her butt looks just like mine

I work my ass off every single day
Gives me the chance to stay the hell away
Get home and shut out the lights
It feels so wrong, it's just gotta be right

Well she was married to a yankee
When they kicked her out of the South
But now she's back down in Dixie
With the devil's dick in her mouth
Spit that thing out!
Well, she's meaner than my mama
Most of what I say is true
Yeah she's meaner than my mama
But I still like her better than you
It’s true!

I said hey
I need a new woman
Give me someone who don't smell so bad
She don't gotta be good looking
Just a girl who don't get so mad

I work my ass off every single day
Gives me the chance to stay the hell away
Get home and shut out the lights
It feels so wrong, it's just gotta be right