It's 4 in the morning
You sneak out of bed
And tiptoe down the stairs
Go to the kitchen
Leave off the light
The Pillsbury Cookie Dough's waitin' there
Yeah, you open the door
Take the tube in your hand
Get the scissors down from the shelf
Peel back the label
Give it a squeeze
You're gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself

There's nothing better than a whole damn tube of cookie dough
Go on and eat it all
Don't slice it, don't cook it, don't sеrve it, don't share it
Go on and eat it all
Hidе the wrapper at the bottom of the trash and go back up to bed filled with shame and cookie dough
From Pillsbury