[Verse 1]
My heart don't skip
My gang don't trip
I don't get wet when I take a little dip
I can catch a couple fish
If the water don't swish
I keep a cool head when I'm using my fists

[Chorus]
I can't complain
I stay pretty dry in the rain
But since you put me on the spot
I guess I'd have to say
I'm living fair-to-middlin' nearly 'bout every day
Put me on the spot
I guess I'd have to say
I'm living fair-to-middlin' nearly 'bout every day

[Verse 2]
Doin' well I suppose
My dog's got a good nose
I got a house and a yard and a long garden hose
I know how to stop
More often than not
When I need to bind a bundle I can make a good knot
[Chorus]
I can't complain
I stay pretty dry in the rain
Since you put me on the spot
I guess I'd have to say
I'm living fair-to-middlin' nearly 'bout every day
Since you put me on the spot
I guess I'd have to say
I'm living fair-to-middlin' nearly 'bout every day