(Pass me by, pass me by
If you don't happen to like it, pass me by)

I got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand
Lots of idle fingers snap to my command
A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band
Contemplating nature can be fascinating
Add to these a nose that I can thumb
And a mouth by gum have I

So tell the whole wide world
If you don't happen to like it
Deal me out
Thank you kindly, pass me by

(I got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand)
(Lots of idle fingers snap to my command)
(A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band)
(Contemplating nature can be fascinating)
(Add to these a nose that I can thumb
And a mouth by gum have I)

(So tell the whole wide world
If you don't happen to like it)
(Deal me out
Thank you kindly, pass me by)
(Pass me by, pass me by
If you don't happen to like it, pass me by)
Behold me two great shoes
That never saw a shine
Houses I could hold up
With a laundry line

A lovely patch that hide
An awful lot of spine
Shirtails flying
I'm a blooming dandelion

Add to these a grin from ear to ear
All the proper gear have I
So tell the whole wide world
If you don't like the thought of it
Bail me out
Thank you kindly, pass me by