Greetings, Master Piper
The other kids and I can see you're new in town
It seems as though the world has got you beaten down
Well I'm sad to say this town will do the same

But take heart, Master Piper
The other kids and I have got
A little game
That we've been waiting patiently to play

'Cause Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us
Just fewer mouths to feed and bills to pay
No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us
If a piper came and led us all away

Don't worry, Master Piper
The other kids and I have got this figured out
We'll just chase out the rats to overcome their doubt
About the kind of powers that you'll claim

Now the deal is, Master Piper
We split this 60/40 if the grown-ups pay
If they refuse, we go with you
And get our ticket out of here

'Cause Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us
Just fewer mouths to feed and bills to pay
No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us
If a piper came and led us all away
No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us
Just fewer mouths to feed and bills to pay
No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us
If a piper came and led us all away