Heather has a cookie – that makes her happy
Ben has no cookie – that makes him sad
Ben has no cookie – that makes me happy
Everybody’s happy, except for Ben!

John has a doughnut, a jelly doughnut
John has a doughnut – that makes him glad
Heather eats his doughnut – that makes her happy
So everybody’s happy, except for Ben!

Jim has a drum kit – that makes him happy
Jim has a drum kit – that makes him loud
Heather has no drum kit – that makes us happy
Everybody’s happy, except for Ben!

Dave has a headache – because we’re noisy
Ben shares his cookie – 'cause Dave is sad
Now Dave has a cookie – that makes him happy
Now everybody’s happy, including Ben!
["No I’m not!"] Everybody’s happy, except for Ben!