CHORUS:
Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo

But elves are vegetarian, we like our fruits and grains
We think we’re extra civilized ’cause we don’t eat things with brains
That’s why we’re better
We’re better better better better better than you
Oh better, better… better better better better better better bet…URKK!!

(CHORUS)

But dwarven folk are bravest, there’s no food we won’t try
We think if you can catch it, you should put it in the pie
And that’s why we’re better
We’re better better better better better than you
That’s why we’re better… we’re better better better better better better bet…URKK!!

(CHORUS)

We Shire-folk eat anything that’s fried in butter first
Especially mushrooms… mmm, mushrooms…. mushrooms… URKKK!!

Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo
Orcs will eat you, trolls will too
Goblins beat you into goo