[Verse]
Real men don't cry
Stand up! Banzai!
God speaks through Dr. Phil and Ted Nugent

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[Chorus]
Watch where I'm going (Watch where I'm going)
I'm on the guilt trip (I'm on the guilt trip)
I don't believe you
I don't believe myself

Watch where I'm going (Watch where I'm going)
I'm on the guilt trip (I'm on the guilt trip)
I don't trust you
I don't trust myself
No, I don't trust myself

[Verse]
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Drink piss, low fat
Viagra and chemical warfare
Full speed ahead
Rest when you're dead
Popcorn, Fox News, Osama's still out there
Osama's still out there

[Chorus]
Watch where I'm going (Watch where I'm going)
I'm on the guilt trip (I'm on the guilt trip)
I don't believe you
I don't believe myself (myself)

Watch where I'm going (Watch where I'm going)
I'm on the guilt trip (I'm on the guilt trip)
I don't trust you
I don't trust myself
No, I don't trust myself

No
I'm on a guilt trip

[Bridge]
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Watch where I'm going
I'm on the guilt trip
I don't believe you
I don't believe you
[Chorus]
Watch where I'm going (Watch where I'm going)
I'm on the guilt trip (I'm on the guilt trip)
I don't believe you
Osama's still out there

Watch where I'm going (Watch where I'm going)
I'm on the guilt trip (I'm on the guilt trip)
I don't trust you
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I don't trust myself

[Outro]
I'm on the guilt trip
I'm on a guilt trip
I'm on the guilt trip