Hey, I like the colour of your skin
Hey, I like the teeth you're wearin'
You look so good in those mellow lips
And those remade hips

Hey, I see you've got a brand new nose
And the silicone that you expose
Goes so well with your extended hair
And the eyebrows you wear

Are you for real? Are you for real?
How do you feel? Are you for real?

Hey, I like the words your mouth can say
And the attitude you got today
Gee, the way you've learned to move
You're much improved

Hey, I see you got new fingernails
Great looks, never fails
You're almost sincere when you start to squeal
Miss sex appeal

Are you for real? Are you for real?
How do you feel? Are you for real?
What's the smell? There's something dead in here
Something rotten that won't disappear
I'm so sorry, I don't mean to be unkind
But it's your MIND

Are you for real? Are you for real?
How do you feel? Are you for real?