[Verse 1]
Caught me with your video lie
It gives you something to lie about
Watch me with your retail eye
It gives you someone to spy on
Stab me with your double-blade knife
It gives you something to cry about
Drive me with your chemical high
It gives you something to ride on

[Chorus]
I may be an evil girl
With my Colgate smile (ha ha ha ha ha ha)
And if I am an evil girl
You put me on trial (aah!)
I want to kill on video
I want to go real far
Let me kill celebrities (huh)
And be your next media superstar!

[Verse 2]
Scare me with your little disguise
It gives me someone to hide from
Eating all your roaches and flies
In my mouth like bubble gum (yuck!)
Scar me with your venomous lies
You always have to remember ([?])
Feed you with them razorblades
Cause nothing lasts forever!
[Chorus]
I may be an evil girl
With my Colgate smile
And if I am an evil girl
You put me on trial
I want to kill on video
I want to go real far (ha ha ha ha ha)
Let me kill celebrities
And be your next media superstar!

[Outro]
(Kill me) Buy me
(Kill me) Kill me
Fuck me! Ow!
Buy me
Hurt me (and hurt me)
Watch me
You destroy me
(I can't take this shit)