[Intro]
C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?

[Verse 1]
D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV?
Or hear it on the radio?
Watch out for after school specials
Am I still okay?

[Chorus]
You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's still okay

[Refrain]
C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?

[Verse 2]
D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone?
Or read it in a magazine?
Becoming after school specials
Are we still okay?
[Chorus]
You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's still okay

[Refrain]
C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay?

[Verse 3]
D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster?
Paranoid mеdia frenzy
Tells me I'm okay!

[Chorus]
You call, I'll answеr
Make me, understand
Why I have, to hate you
That's quite okay

[Outro]
You call and I'll answer
You'll ask and I'll lie
While I've learned to hate you
That's quite okay, quite okay