[Intro]
C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still OK?
(OK! OK!)

[Verse 1]
D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV?
Or hear it on the radio?
Watch out for after school specials
Am I still OK?
(OK! OK!)

[Chorus]
You call, I’ll answer
You’ll ask and I’ll lie
As I’ve learned to hate you
That’s quite OK
(OK! OK!)

[Refrain]
C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still OK?
(OK! OK!)
[Verse 2]
D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone?
Or read it in a magazine?
Becoming after school specials
Am I still OK?
(OK! OK!)

[Chorus]
You call, I’ll answer
You’ll ask and I’ll lie
As I learn to hate you
That’s quite OK
(OK! OK!)

[Refrain]
C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still OK?
(OK! OK!)

[Verse 3]
D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster?
Paranoid media frenzy
Tells them we’re OK
(OK! OK!)
[Chorus]
You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's quite OK
(OK! OK!)

[Outro]
You call, I'll answer
You ask and I'll lie
As I've learned to hate you
That's quite OK, quite OK
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