Hap Palmer
Chomping Gum
Gushy, smooshy, sleazy, slush
Icky, sticky, squish
Snapping, popping, sloppy stuff
Tell me what is this?

Chorus:
Chomping gum with mouth wide open
Gross out sight to see
I don't care as long as I don't
Have to look at me
Oooh - Chomping gum
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yum, yum, yum
A smacking, cracking, wrinkled wad
Of slippery, slobbered slime
Rolls around my teeth and gums
Then up my tongue it climbs
Repeat Chorus
People turn away and say
"Ugh! Disgusting scuz
Ewey, pewey, yucky, yuck."
Guess it's all because, I'm
Repeat Chorus