You got your jet set boy an automatic pilot
Yeah, I can teach you something if you would just try it
Oops, I didn't do it, but did you like it?
Well, you're playing games puppy, don't try to deny it

Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
Couldn't help but feel a little bit rejected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator

Till I went to your house and I figured it out
That your lights were on but nobody's home!
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
(But nobody at home)
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da

Hey, I'll teach you a lesson in stupidity
Yeah, I'll make you a star, I'll put you in the movie
You're an inflatable doll, but your head is stuck in the wall
Oh, you're good for a laugh but, but that's about all

Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
Couldn't help but feel a little bit rejected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator

Till I went to your house and I figured it out
That your lights were on but nobody's home!
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Couldn't help but feel a little bit rejected
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Couldn't help but feel a little bit rejected
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Da da da da da dada
Da da da da da dada
Couldn't help but feel a little bit rejected
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
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