My Dad snores, does yours?
My Grandpa snores too
Through walls and doors
It rumbles right through
M'Mum's nearly goin' insane
Though she kicks him again and again
What are we going to do
Your Dad, does he snore too?

My Dad snores, does yours?
Like an old steam train
There he goes again
Like thunder and rain
We tried a peg on his nose
When he snores through the TV shows
What are we going to do
Your Dad, does he snore too?

My Dad snores, he roars
Like our old school bus
What's the fuss, he says
What's the matter with us
So we taped him on a blank cassette
But he still doesn't believe us yet
What are we going to do
Your Dad, does he snore too?