[Verse 1]
There was cheese, cheese, walkin` on its knees
In the store, in the store
There was cheese, cheese, walkin` on its knees
In the corner grocery store

[Chorus]
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have, not brought, my specs with me

[Verse 2]
There were plums, plums, twiddling their thumbs
In the store, in the store
There were plums, plums, twiddling their thumbs
In the corner grocery store

[Chorus]
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have, not brought, my specs with me

[Verse 3]
There was corn, corn, blowin` on a horn
In the store, in the store
There was corn, corn, blowin` on a horn
In the corner grocery store
[Verse 4]
There were beans, beans, trying on some jeans
In the store, in the store
There were beans, beans, trying on some jeans
In the corner grocery store

[Chorus]
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have, not brought, my specs with me

[Outro]
There was more, more, just inside the door
In the store, (da, da-da) in the store (da, da-da)
There was more, much more, just inside the door...

In the corner grocery store