[Verse 1]
Yeah, she
She's bustin' out
Put the suitcase in the Pinto
And get the hell out of Ohio

[Chorus]
She gets on that great highway
Doesn't want to be anywhere
She's an easy mark (Uh-oh, Uh-oh)
She's an easy mark (Uh-oh)

[Verse 2]
Yeah, he
He's got a master plan
Yeah, he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschläger
Shot by shot by shot

[Chorus]
He gets on that great highway
Doesn't want to be anywhere
He's an easy mark (Uh-oh, Uh-oh)
He's an easy mark (Uh-oh)

[Verse 3]
She lays down in the grass
On strawberry hill
He is there
Smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
You gotta love her
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
Yeah, she
She doesn't want to change this time
There's a hunger in her soul
For tator tot casserole
With the crispy on the outside (Oh)

[Chorus]
She gets on that great highway
Doesn't want to be anywhere
She's an easy mark (Uh-oh, Uh-oh)
She's an easy mark (Uh-oh)

[Verse 5]
I hate this world, this stupid world
This screwed world
I hate this world, this fucking world