Nervous breakdown, come take me away
Nervous breakdown, cafeteria today
I fell down on the floor, oh God, I spilled my milk
Someone, pull up my pants, I think I need some help

And I can't believe that I'm falling
No, I can't believe I'm falling again
Will you visit me at the bottom?
Yeah, I'm falling
Gonna give the devil his due

Nervous breakdown, doc, what should I do?
Never fall in love with a girl from BYU
She came in the record store, and I fell down in the stall
Those Salt Lake City girls play kick-ass basketball

And I can't believe that I'm falling
No, I can't believe I'm falling again
Will you visit me at the bottom?
Yeah, I'm falling
Gonna give the devil his due

Put the needle down
Put the needle down
Put the needle down
Put the needle down
Put the needle down
Put the needle down
Put the needle down
Put the needle needle down