Sitting in my boxers eating Apple Jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night Cinemax
Welcome to my world

Jägermeister and Captain Crunch
Nicotine and The Brady Bunch
Building a boat out of pudding cups
Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world

No you needn't shed a tear
'Cause I've got waffles, and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. Belvedere
Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you
Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
Can't stand another episode of Cheers tonight
I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
Frasier and Norm and that dumbass mailman