There's a new leader in the land
With a platform I understand
I saw her face in the magazine
She looks hot in her tight jeans

Keep marching on
Solider of love
Jenna Bush army
(You can't stop her)
Jenna Bush army

She's got the brains and the looks that kill
Want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill
Ready your vote for her ballot box
You've got to admit it, she's a fox

Keep marching on
Soldier of love
Jenna Bush army
(You can't stop her)
Jenna Bush army

I don't care who blows up the world
I only care about that girl
Men of America, storm the election
When in doubt, follow your erection
Call up your congressman and I say, quote
"Sir, I'm horny and I vote"
Come ye, rally 'round the flag
If you don't like her, you must be a fag
Jenna Bush army
Jenna Bush army
Jenna Bush