Joey Cape
Bitter Old Man
[Verse 1]
I'm sorry that you're mine
But I know someday you will go away from me
And I, I know I'll be alone

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a bitter old man
And someday you will know
The reality with us
Is I will hurt you so
I'll end up a martyr
A broken hearted fool
Like I always do

[Verse 2]
I'm sorry to let you know
But my love for you cannot grow
Of this I'm sure
You're better off leaving me here
Before you get hurt

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a bitter man
And someday you will know
The reality with us
Is I will hurt you so
I'll end up a martyr
A broken hearted fool
Like I always do
I'm a withered old man
[Bridge]
I am sad and poor
There's no food in my fridge
But there's clothes across my floor
Dishes stew in my sink
Flies cloud my air
My toilet's full and clogged
Sometimes I don't wipe
Why should I
I like it, the way it feels
I'm foul, disgusting, perverted
I like little girls
Go away
You're better off
I'll kill you if you stay
I've ruined so many
I'm lame
I'm a dick

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a bitter old man
And someday you will know
The reality with us
Is I will hurt you so
I'll end up a martyr
A broken hearted fool
Like I always do
I always do