I never met someone so jaded
Your music's really overrated
Nothing but a lot of pretentious noise
I know that Claire Danes is your chick
To me you're just some ugly prick
Who got lucky 'cause he knew the Beastie Boys
And I can't stand it

A lot goes on, but nothing happens
But this time that's not true
Yeah, I wrote this song for you
To tell you that your fifteen minutes
Of fame are almost up
Yeah and one more thing
Ben Lee, you suck

Bob Dylan must be kinda pissed
'Cause you've been writing all his hits
Repackaged and reprocessed for the world
I'd love to kick you in the face, break your legs
And throw you from a train
'Cause you're such a fucking girl

A lot goes on, but nothing happens
But this time that's not true
Yeah, I wrote this song for you
To tell you that your fifteen minutes
Of fame are almost up
Yeah and one more thing
Ben Lee, you suck
I guess this song's come to an end
I'll say goodbye until we meet again
You better stay out of my town
'Cause if I had my way
I'd call up Snoop, Ice Cube, and Dr. Dre
We'd come and beat you down

A lot goes on, but nothing happens
But this time that's not true
Yeah, I wrote this song for you
To tell you that your fifteen minutes
Of fame are almost up
Yeah and one more thing
Ben Lee, you suck