[Verse 1]
I'm not gonna go to work today
I want to feel the sun shine on my face
And pretend like everything's okay
Won't let anything get to me
My morning coffee and cigarettes to blaze
Out on the porch with my insanity

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm gonna be a bum and sit out here all day long
Do it all my own way
Yeah, I'm gonna be a bum and sit out here all day long
I'm not gonna go to work today

[Verse 2]
I'm not gonna go to work today
I want to feel the sun shine on my face
And pretend like everything's okay
Won't let anything get to me
I'm not gonna go to work today
I want to feel the sun shine on my face

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm gonna be a bum and sit out here all day long
I'm not gonna go away
I'm gonna be a bum, sit out here all day long
I don't want to go
[Verse 3]
I just want to fucking cry today
'Cause nothing ever goes my way
I've spent all my money on cocaine
And I still got rent and bills to pay
Everyone's so fucking pissed at me
The reasons why are so obvious to see

[Chorus]
I don't care about anyone
When the dealer's paid and gone and the pain is relieved
I'll tie it tight around my neck, kick the chair out with my legs
'Cause I want to fucking die today

[Refrain]
Yeah, die today