[Verse 1]
There's a brand new dance in town
I'm shook up, I can't sit down
It's too early for the bars
And I done wrecked both the cars
Itchy and psyched by the orgy witch
I's the mojo man from Mars

[Verse 2]
Doin' the hootchie cootchie coo
In my peek-a-boo mohair suit
Oldsmo-William in a Jaguar
Smokin' exploding-type cigars
Cinnamon cinders, smouldering looks
Oh, the mojo man from Mars

[Verse 3]
Yeah, the dancehall fire's a shame
And the cops say I'm to blame
I got port sickles and caviar
But I don't know where you are
Still mashin' potatoes at the peppermint lounge
I's the mojo man from Mars

[Verse 4]
Spotlight on one lone star
Weird shadows, real bizarre
Big boy Pete's in Belshazzar
Mustang Sally's stuffed in jars
And there's no one who can hold a candle to
The mojo man from Mars
[Outro]
All right now, now!
Mashed potatoes!
Hot pastrami!
Cold turkey!
Stinky chicken!
Rigor mortis!
Dirty Sanchez!
Jerk!
Pony!
Screw!
Ultra-twist!
Yeah!
You go like this!
Hully Gully all night long!