Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can
Wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!"
Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet
Better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet!
I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met

Wah!

I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on
Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It thing hard-on

Well if I had a brain I'd be dangerous for sure
But the way it looks now there's no immediate concern
There's a couple of things I guess I don't need to know
I got class up the ass and I got a little dough
Fake eyelashes and a carload o' go

Wah!

I'm a full tilt nonstop it thing hard-on
Yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It....thing....hard-on

(Guitar Solo)

Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet
Better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet!
I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met

Wah!

I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on
Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on
I'm a full tilt nonstop it thing hard-on
Yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It....thing....hard-on
It....thing....hard-on