Queen of pain, queen of pain
You got me hanging from a chain
Queen of pain, queen of pain
I'm bad and I know I'm to blame
Queen of pain, queen of pain
These marks will be hard to explain

Queen of pain, queen of pain
I love your metal bra that points
Queen of pain, queen of pain
Your block and tackle exploits
Queen of pain, queen of pain--hey!
Don't dislocate that socket joint!

Queen of pain, queen of pain
You look sweet in that garter belt
Queen of pain, queen of pain
Give me one even harder belt
Queen of pain, queen of pain
I think that's gonna leave a welt

Queen of pain, queen of pain
You got me hanging from a chain
Queen of pain, queen of pain
Oh, please be careful with your aim, now
Queen of pain, queen of pain
What will I use to clean that stain?
Queen of pain, queen of pain
This is a strain up on this crane
Queen of pain, queen of pain
I'm spinning like a weather vane
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
What you gonna do with that cane?