[Verse 1]
I been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet, but

[Chorus]
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns

[Verse 2]
Well I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies
Intoxicated 'til I can't tell what the hell I could see
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach
But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and

[Chorus]
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns
[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Now, they say that virtue is its own reward
But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick

[Chorus]
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Oh, bikini girls with machine guns

[Chorus]
Bikini girls with ma-
Bikini girls with ma-
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns