[Verse 1]
Oh baby, I see you in my TV set
Yeah baby, I see you in my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I put you in my TV set

[Verse 2]
Oh baby, I hear you on my radio
Yeah baby, I hear you on my radio
You know I flip, flip, flip for my radio
You're going drip, drip, drip on my radio
AM radio
PM radio
Since I tuned you inside my radio... Like this!

[Verse 3]
Oh baby, I see you in my Frigidaire
Yeah baby, I see you in my Frigidaire
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold
You won't get old
'Cause you're well preserved in my Frigidaire... Yeah!
[Verse 4]
Oh baby, look so good in my crib at night
Yeah baby, look so good in my crib at night
Oh, I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs
Oh, I missed some there
Under your chair
But that's all right, I'll sweep you under the rug... Ah ha ha!

[Verse 4]
Oh baby, I see you in my TV set
Yeah baby, I see you in my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I seen you I've been so upset