Well, no holes barred, watch your toes
Look out baby, everything goes

Ooooo
Everything goes
Well, goodness don't know
Everything goes

Yeah, you got your G-strings and gin and nylon hoes
Chicken pot pie, everything goes

Ooooo
Everything goes
Well, goodness don't know
Everything goes

Women swimmin' in chili down at smokey joe's
Hopped up hotheads, everything goes

Ooooo
Everything goes
Well, goodness don't know
Everything goes

Debbie had a donkey and two old crows
Said "look out baby, everything goes!"
Ooooo
Everything goes
Well, goodness don't know
Everything goes

Well, you can't get ahead by who you know
Kissy kissy, bang bang, everything goes

Ooooo
Everything goes
Well, goodness don't know
Everything goes

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go go go go, go man, go!
Well, goodness don't know
Everything goes