Adam and eve, sittin' in the woods
Eve said "man i got somethin' real good"
"It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast"
Adam said "sure, Satan my ass"
"I don't see no snakes but all women are bad"

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, got horns on their heads
All women are bad
All women are bad

Yeah, Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said "Sam, you don't look human!"
Took some scissors, went snip-snip
Said "now everybody's gonna think you're hip"
Sam felt his head and said "all women are bad"

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, got horns on their heads
All women are bad
All women are bad
There's one with you, lookin' so sweet
But she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep
Secret gadgets up under their clothes
Stuff you hear about but nobody knows
And it ain't no use, all women are bad

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what I said
All women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, got horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

Save me the label of that perfume on the table
So I can remember what made a wreck of me

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what I said
All women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, got horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad
Groovy wiggly tails, horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad
All women are bad