[Verse 1]
I've got a black skin suit
Alligator shoes
Now I found success
And I paid my dues

[Chorus 1]
Well, everything is fine
But I can't find my mind

[Verse 2]
I've got a crystal ball
And a divining rod
Magnifying glass
And a pack of dogs

[Chorus 2]
I looked up my sign
But I can't find my mind

[Verse 3]
I called the law
Hired a private eye
Turned in an APB
With the FBI
[Chorus 3]
No matter what I do
I still can't find a clue

That's right

[Verse 4]
I don't know what to think
I've looked every place
Where is the missing link?
That was behind my face?

[Chorus 4]
There's only one thing to do