Okay, listen to me, boys
I'm'a tell you how to be cool
You'll have a million girlfriends

Sunglasses after dark
Oooh, they're so sharp
You'll be cool
And the girls'll drool

It's real simple
Sunglasses after dark
They're so sharp

Why, just look at me

Let me tell you about this:
Went out last Saturday night
I got myself in a fisti-fight
Everybody's creamed, including me
'Cause there wasn't one of us cats could see
See, we were wearin' S.A.D

You know, I was walking around on the street
And this grown big cat walked smack into me
I could hardly make him out, lights were so dim
But then I seen what was wrong with him
Uh, he was wearin' sunglasses...after dark
Where am I, by the way?
...
Oh, yeah