Okay, ...
You better listen
I'm gonna tell you how to be cool
...

Sunglasses after dark
Oooh, they're so sharp
You'll be cool
And the girls'll drool

It's real simple
Sunglasses after dark
They're so sharp

Why, just look at me

Let me -
Went out last Saturday night
I got myself in a fist fight
Everybody's creamed, including me
'Cause there wasn't one of us cats could see
See, we were wearin' S.A.D

You know, I was walking around on the street
And this grown big cat walked smack into me
I could hardly make him out, the lights were so dim
But then I seen what was wrong with him
He was wearin' sunglasses...after dark
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! They're so sharp!
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! It's so simple!

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