I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
Ain't no one made me stop

I had a teen-land mind
I had to blow my top
And under teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop

A teenage werewolf
Parallel bars
A teenage girlfriend
Got lots of scars
Somebody, please make me stop

You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
My teeth were so long
And no one made me stop

A Midwest monster
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
That it was growing pains
Ahh, somebody stop this pain