Adam and Eve, sittin' in the woods
Eve said, "Man, I got somethin' real good
It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast"
Adam said, "Sure, Satan, my ass
I don't see no snakes, but all women are bad"

All women are bad
All women are bad
Well, that's what he said
All women are bad
Ooo, they got groovy wiggly tails, horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

Samson and Delilah, talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said, "Sam, you don't look human!"
She took some scissors, went snip-snip
Said, "Now everybody's gonna think you're hip"
Sam felt his head and said, "All women are bad"

All women are bad
All women are bad
Well, that's what he said
All women are bad
Ooo, they got groovy wiggly tails, horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad
Yeah
[Guitar solo]

Ooo, there's one with you, lookin' so sweet
But she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep
Secret gadgets up under her clothes
Stuff you hear about, but nobody knows
It ain't no use, all women are bad

All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what I said
All women are bad
Ooo, groovy wiggly tails, horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad

Ooo, save me the label of that perfume on the table
So I can remember what made a wreck of me

All women are bad
All women are bad
Well, that's what I said
All women are bad
They got groovy wiggly tails, horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad
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They got groovy wiggly tails, they got horns on their head
Bad, bad, bad...