[Intro]
As you know, we are the Cramps
And as you also know by now, I hope you know by now
If you don't know by now, I don't know when you will know
I was a teenage werewolf

I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
And no one made me stop

I had a teen-land mind
I had to blow my top
And under teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop

A teenage werewolf
Parallel bars
A teenage girlfriend
Got a lot of scars
Somebody please make me stop

You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
My teeth were so long
And no one made me stop
A Midwest monster
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
That it was growing pains
Oh, somebody stop this pain