I got somethin' to say to you, and you better listen
I'ma tell you how to be cool in one easy lesson
Go!

Sunglasses after dark
Aaaahh, they're so sharp
You'll be cool
And the girls will drool

It's real simple
Sunglasses after dark
Aaaahh, they're so sharp

Listen to this:
Went out last Saturday night
Got myself in a knife fight
Everybody got cut, including me
'Cause not one of us cats could see
See, we had on S.A.D

I was hanging around on the street
When this great big guy ran right into me
I could hardly make him out, the lights were so dim
But then I seen what was wrong with him
He was wearing sunglasses after dark
Sunglasses after dark
Aaaahh, they're so sharp
Sunglasses after dark
Awww, it's so simple

That's the only disco song we do
Pretty good, we're not sold out