[Intro]
I'll be right up
As soon as the full moon comes right out
And the hair comes right out
See, I've been to my electrolysis man this month
And I got this problem
What was that again, honey?

Who, me?
I'm not going to argue with these wonderful people here
I guess I was a teenage werewolf

I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
And no one made me stop

I had a teen-land mind
I had to blow my top
And under teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop
You got it

A teenage werewolf
Parallel bars
A teenage girlfriend
Got a lot of scars
Somebody please make me stop
Ohhh, no, no
You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
My teeth were so long
No one made me stop

A Cleveland creature
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
That it was growing pains, oh
Somebody stop this pain