The Cramps
Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?
[Verse 1]
Here, kitty kitty
You'd better move along
'Cause the big cats walk
At the break of dawn
Now, doggonit, baby
Ooh, I said doggone

[Chorus]
Hey, can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the houndog, baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Well, this whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow
If your pussy can't do the dog

[Verse 2]
I'm the king of the jungle
They call me tiger man
I'm gonna do the bird
If I can, if I can
My bird can do the dog
If your pussy can

[Chorus]
Hey, can your pussy do the dog?
Tell me, can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the bulldog, baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Come on and wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your pussy can't do the dog
[Post-Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey
Hully hully gully
Hully hully gully
Hully hully gully
Hully hully gully
No pedigree from France will get you in the dance
Lessin your pussy can do the dog
Let's go for a walk now, doggy

[Bridge]
Hey, babe, baby, babe, walk a little bit here
Yeah, let's see you wag that tail now
Wooh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Well, you're looking good now, baby
Just like I knew you would
Yeah, come on now, roll over, baby
That's right, let's try it this way for a while
Mmm-hmm, yeah, now, fresh lips

[Chorus]
Hey, can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the poodlecut baby doll?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Well, no pedigree from France will get you in the dance
Lessin your pussy can do the dog
[Outro]
Come on, and wag that tail, baby, you can't fail
If'n your pussy can do the dog
Cha-cha-cha!