Hey! Whaddayou lookin' at?
Well, let me tell you what it is
I went out last night
And I got complllllletely messed up!
And when I woke up this morning you should've seen what I had in the bed with me!
You wouldn't believe it
She looked up at me--I'm gettin' to that
She looked up at me out of her clear blue-and-red bloodshot eyeball right in the middle of her Twilight Zone lit in the diner
She said:
She said:

Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Wooooooeeeeyaaaahhyaaahhh!

Look out, there!
I tell ya, she looks something like her
I turn her head around, I go on [downstairs?] she's like "chhhhhhk!"
My god, look at that! This is nubile virginity if I ever seen it!
She looked at- She looked at me--oh my god--out of her Los Angeles round NFL professional football jersey
Looked up at me in my pulchritude
She said:
She said:
She said:
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Wooooooahahahah!

Hold on! You're ahead of me! Hold on here a minute!
I grabbed ahold of her inflatable breast
Took a big bite, and my dreams were ruined
I looked down at her on that pink and blue Oldsmobile seat
Took a hit on her CO2 [?]
She said:
She said:

Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Waaaaaahahahaaaaaah!

I'm comin' I gotta see
I looked up at her, you could see her over there-wait a minute!
You see her over there by the mirror [?]? You see her over there by the mirror disco [?]?
Look, there she is now! Wait a minute--if you guys could quit twisting for a second, we could find out about this
There she is, underneath the red-blue blinking light! You can't see her, but you can smell her from here!
She looks up at me from underneath the twirling Peppermint Lounge
Joins me in the starlight of twisting lights
And she said:
She said:
Woooo, it feels so gooood!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Wooooaaaaaoogaoogaoogaaah!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Eeh! Ahh ahh!
Woo! Ahh! Ahh ahh!
Ahh! Woo! Woo ahh!
Woooooeeeeeeaaaaaah!

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!