[Verse 1]
If there was a god
I'm sure he would be hated
For making bugs
This hell that was created
Sit on a coat, put on a hat
I am infested; it happens just like that

[Verse 2]
I'm sure I hate 'em
There ain't no "maybes"
Body lice and crabs, huh!
Head lice and scabies
You take your pick
They make me sick
While I scratch until I bleed
Soon, there'll be scabs for me to pick

[Verse 3]
It drives me mad
As I scratch my body raw
Sometimes, it feels like sex
When I'm scratching with my paws
Sometimes, it feels better
When it gets wetter
Lubed up with pus and blood
But later, I'm "upsetter"
[Verse 4]
'Cause of the pain
When the rash becomes inflamed
I simply lost control
The scabies can't be blamed?!
Oh, yes, they can!
I'll go complain
To the drop-in center clinic
Hook me up with some lindane

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, yes, lindane, the stuff for the occasion
This lotion gives you cancer with too many applications
Oh, yes, lindane, the stuff for the occasion
This lotion gives you cancer with too many applications
Oh, yes, lindane, the stuff for the occasion
This lotion gives you cancer with too many applications
But I must use it! I'll be the tested!
This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested

[Chorus]
I am infested, I am infested
This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested
I am infested, I am infested
This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested
[Verse 5]
One bug, two bugs, three bugs, four
These bugs just fuck and eat
Soon, there'll be hundreds more to
Infest my head, infest my bed
These bugs won't stop infestin'
Till I kill 'em all dead

[Verse 6]
Pick it up, up
Then there's the eggs, ha!
The fucking catch
If I don't delouse again
In seven days, they'll hatch
It's at this time that I'll truly go insane
My nervous system shot from the use of the lindane

[Pre-Chorus]
It is this lotion on my generation tested
This time, it's gone too far
My body is infested
It is this lotion on my generation tested
This time, it's gone too far
My body is infested

[Chorus]
I am infested, I am infested
This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested
I am infested, I am infested
This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested
[Outro]
This time, it's gone too far; my body is infested