[Intro: The A-Team Sample]
"In 1972, a crack commando unit—
A crack commando unit
A crack, crack, crack
Crack commando unit
Was sent to prison by a military court
For a crime they didn't commit
These men promptly escaped
From a maximum-security stockade"

[Various Mr. T Samples]
"What is this fool talking about now?"
"You ain't got no secret weapon"
"When punks start hassling decent people
I make it my business!"
"Just crazy" "Shut up, fool!"
"Ain't nobody ever accomplished
By being caught up, anything, in self-pity
Self-pity, self-pity, self-pity..."

"I knew it! I knew it
All these rich folks are crooks!"
"The man's a pothead [...]
He's high on smack or a speedball or something"
"You don't hear no vibes!
You don't hear nothing but your pea brain
Rattling around in your head!"
"Some people never learn"
"I ain't afraid to, 'fraid to, 'fraid to, 'fraid to fly
And I ain't afraid of no monkeys either"
"Gotta teach this sucker a lesson"
"Kill those suckers!"
"I got no time for the jibber-jabber!"
Got no time for the jibber-jabber
Got no time for the jibber-jabber (Murdock)
Got no time for the jibber-jabber
"How about this, sucker?"
"'Take it easy'? I'm gonna hit you so hard
I'm gonna knock you into next week!"

"Watch it, sucker! I got a bad foot
You shove me again
And I'll wrap that gun around your face"
"Who's crazy?" "Yeah!
If you don't get your finger out of my face
I'm gonna turn it into chopped liver"
"Yeah, maybe you can make me
Sergeant of Arms...
So I can throw you out of the country"

"You're not afraid, are you?"
"Who, me? I ain't afraid of nothing"
"You're not afraid, are you?"
"Who, me? I ain't afraid of nothing"
"What you talking about, fool?
I don't remember none of that
You just a crazy man seeing things
That ain't there"