[Verse 1]
I wake up, and every single day
Busy fuckin' sycophants are sick and in my way
So, you take a load off and you smoke a little pot
I trip on ’tussin and drink alcohol a lot

[Chorus]
The drug song, the drug song!
So, all you little followers, jump up and sing along!
Sing along, sing along
So, toast your rigs and bottles to the fuckin' drug song

[Verse 2]
Smoking dust is happiness
To you, it might seem crazy
I awaken from the coma
And my everything is hazy
Yeah, smokin' crack and shootin’ dope
It used to be such fun
But now I want to rule the world
And torture everyone!

[Chorus]
The drug song, the drug song!
Quit workin' for the White man, come jump up and sing along!
Sing along, sing along
So, toast your rigs and bottles for the fuckin' drug song
[Outro]
Drug song! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch!
Pick it up, pick it up! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch!
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
Ahh!