Last night, I went out with Santa Claus
We hit the town and broke a couple laws
He yelled Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Christmas time just needed some fixin'
Last night, I went out with Santa Claus

Now me and Santa hit the town last night
We decked the halls and swung all through the night
He said "Hey bartender, give me a drink"
I said "No more, man, cause I can't think"
Last night, I went out with Santa Claus

When Santa comes into my town
He always sticks around
We always hit the wildest place
'cause you've gotta be bad for goodness sake

Last night I went out with Santa Claus
We decked the halls and bounced off all the walls
He yelled Comet, Cupid, Donner, Vixen
Christmas time just needed some fixin'
Last night I went out with Santa Claus

When Santa comes into my town
He always sticks around
We always hit the wildest place
'cause you've gotta be bad for goodness sake
Last night I went out with Santa Claus
We decked the halls and bounced off all the walls
He yelled Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner & Blitzen
Gin & Tonic, Rum & Coke, Bloody Marys ain't no joke
Juke joints, late nights, bad food, bar fights
Last night, I went out with Santa Claus...