I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. Cool
I'm Mr. Icicle
I'm Mr. 10 below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much

(cold chorus:)
He's mister white christmas
He's mister snow
He's mister icicle
He's mister ten below

Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much

I never wanna know a day
That's over 40 degrees
I'd rather have it 30,20 then 5
Let It Freeze!

(cold chorus)
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much
I'm Mr. green Christmas
I'm Mr. Sun
I'm Mr. Heat Blister
I'm Mr. One Hundred and one
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

(hot chorus:)
He's mister Heat Miser
He's mister sun
He's mister heat blister
He's mister hundred and one

They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He's too much

I never wanna know a day
That's under 60 degrees
I'd rather have it
80, 90, 100 degrees!

(hot chorus)
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much
Too much!