[Verse 1: Kate Rusby]
The good man he came home one night
The good man, home came he
There he spied an old saddle horse
Where no horse should there be
It's a cow, it's a cow, cried the good man's wife
A cow, just a cow, can't you see?
Far have I ridden, and much I've seen
A saddle on a cow there's never been

[Verse 2: Kate Rusby & Joe Rusby]
The good man he came home one night
The good man, home came he
There he spied a powdered wig
Where no wig should there be
It's a hen, it's a hen, cried the good man's wife
A hen, just a hen, can't you see?
Far have I ridden, and much I've seen
But powder on a hen there's never been

[Verse 3: Kate Rusby, Kate Rusby & Joe Rusby]
The good man he came home one night
The good man, home came he
There he spied a riding coat
Where no coat should there be
It's sheets, just sheets, cried the good man's wife
Sheets, just sheets, can't you see?
Far have I ridden, and much I've seen
But buttons on sheets there's never been
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4: Kate Rusby, Kate Rusby & Joe Rusby]
The good man he came home one night
The good man, home came he
There he spied a handsome man
Where no man should there be
It's the maid, it's the maid, cried the good man's wife
The milking maid, can't you see?
Far have I ridden, and much I've seen
A beard on a maid there's never been

[Verse 5: Kate Rusby & Joe Rusby]
The good man he came home one night
The good man, home came he
There he spied an old saddle horse
Where no horse should there be
It's a cow, it's a cow, cried the good man's wife
A cow, just a cow, can't you see?
Far have I ridden, and much I've seen
A saddle on a cow there's never been