Put your clothes back on
I'd rather be alone
Your thing is all worn out now get on home
You've had too many lovers
They've worn off the hair
There ain't no way I'm goin in there
Put your clothes on
And get on home

I Should of never gone out
I should of never had a drink
Take that thing outside it's startin' to stink
Your friends done told me where you have been
And I feel sorry for all those men
Put your clothes back on, baby
And get on home

Yeah, get that thing away from me
It looks like something your dog would eat
I've seen enough now set me free
I think that thing just barked at me
Early this mornin' it bit my leg
Oh, little darlin', don't you make me beg
Put your clothes back on
And get on home
Oh shit, I'm scared! I need medical care
I think three midgets just crawled out of there
Well, I was fine before you came
Would'ya thow somethin' over that pitiful thing
Baby, put your clothes back on
And get on home
Yeah, put your clothes on
And get your booty back home