Furries
[Verse 1: Snookles]
These furries got me fucking nutting to a teddy bear
All this dick I'm packing filling up my furry underwear
My fursona is a horny fucking owl
Cum be dripping from my lips
These alphas cower when I growl
Bitch, I shave the furry legs
Then I use my furry cake
I got animal STDs from a badger named Greg
I'm smoking wolf piss mixed with dragon fucking tears
I'm getting toppy from an autistic chick
[?] downing beers
[Verse 2: KolossalKocks]
Furry gang, we just a horny band of misfits
My fursona be a wooly rhino with a big dick
Fuck that, I can make you harder than a kickflip
'Cause this thick dino finna show you where the dick fit
You could call for help, but no, I'll welcome them to witness
I hope that you a brony, show you magic with the swiftness
When I'm hornеd out, blowin' up, [?] stiffness
And I don't use condoms, scarcely wrap my gifts for christmas
Undеrwear fall to my tail, get to shaggin'
When I'm giving checks, I just walk like I'm Jason
Every set that I take it, can hear my cheeks squeakin'
I like to get pork, never skip on the bacon
I'm fur gang
What you talkin' bout? I'm for the birds
Let's gawk it out
Hung like a horse, then clop it out
When I cum, it'll knock you out
[Verse 3: Jake Hole]
This is old news
I've been going through these phases for a minute
Now I'm gon' choose, need a fursuit
Got critters in my vision
I'm a big dude, 's what I'm goin' through
With dress up for the killin'
Am I a tiger, bear, a lion?
In the end, I'm getting wicked
Put on a suit like I'm Iron Man
Lookin' like fake guys when I'm ridin' it
I take D on the daily like vitamins
Fursuit way tight when I'm inside of it, uh
Two poles on my suit
And it's two balls on the dude that I'm tryna get with
That dude dong in his fursuit is too long and it's—
Wait, that's his tail
Blue fur on my gooch (Blue fur on my gooch)
Blue fur on my taint (Blue fur on my taint)
Blue fur on my ears (Blue fur on my ears)
Blue fur everything
It's gettin' too warm inside this thing
I can barely move, better feel my wing
You know he go gorilla when he doin' his thing
But he dress like a wolf with a smile on his face
And I'm a creature [?]
My fursuit cost more than your designer
Catch me in a fursuit
Catch me in a fursuit
Catch me in a fursuit, stupid
These furries got me fucking nutting to a teddy bear
All this dick I'm packing filling up my furry underwear
My fursona is a horny fucking owl
Cum be dripping from my lips
These alphas cower when I growl
Bitch, I shave the furry legs
Then I use my furry cake
I got animal STDs from a badger named Greg
I'm smoking wolf piss mixed with dragon fucking tears
I'm getting toppy from an autistic chick
[?] downing beers
[Verse 2: KolossalKocks]
Furry gang, we just a horny band of misfits
My fursona be a wooly rhino with a big dick
Fuck that, I can make you harder than a kickflip
'Cause this thick dino finna show you where the dick fit
You could call for help, but no, I'll welcome them to witness
I hope that you a brony, show you magic with the swiftness
When I'm hornеd out, blowin' up, [?] stiffness
And I don't use condoms, scarcely wrap my gifts for christmas
Undеrwear fall to my tail, get to shaggin'
When I'm giving checks, I just walk like I'm Jason
Every set that I take it, can hear my cheeks squeakin'
I like to get pork, never skip on the bacon
I'm fur gang
What you talkin' bout? I'm for the birds
Let's gawk it out
Hung like a horse, then clop it out
When I cum, it'll knock you out
[Verse 3: Jake Hole]
This is old news
I've been going through these phases for a minute
Now I'm gon' choose, need a fursuit
Got critters in my vision
I'm a big dude, 's what I'm goin' through
With dress up for the killin'
Am I a tiger, bear, a lion?
In the end, I'm getting wicked
Put on a suit like I'm Iron Man
Lookin' like fake guys when I'm ridin' it
I take D on the daily like vitamins
Fursuit way tight when I'm inside of it, uh
Two poles on my suit
And it's two balls on the dude that I'm tryna get with
That dude dong in his fursuit is too long and it's—
Wait, that's his tail
Blue fur on my gooch (Blue fur on my gooch)
Blue fur on my taint (Blue fur on my taint)
Blue fur on my ears (Blue fur on my ears)
Blue fur everything
It's gettin' too warm inside this thing
I can barely move, better feel my wing
You know he go gorilla when he doin' his thing
But he dress like a wolf with a smile on his face
And I'm a creature [?]
My fursuit cost more than your designer
Catch me in a fursuit
Catch me in a fursuit
Catch me in a fursuit, stupid