Well I tell ya a story 'bout Hydroman
He kept all his lovin' in a watering can
He went lookin' for his daughter to see if she know
How much-a lovin' it took to make her flowers grow
Hey Lord, Oh Lord
Who's that man?

Oh well the devil women left when she saw such a sight
You know she's???? with all her might
She said how can a low down looker like you
Beat a red-headed lady all black and blue
Oh yeah

Oh he hollowed and hollowed, he screamed and he roared
He said oh I've been stupid old cannon fodder
If the devil woman she don't like my world
I was nuthin' but a silly old?????
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Hydroman